Sick Excuse For School

Sick Excuse For School submitted by Tracy of Long Island New York.

I go to high school and live with my dad so naturally whenever I need a good excuse for calling in sick I say I’m having a feminine problem and it works out pretty well. I did feel the need to mix things up and once when I really wanted to stay home from school I spent a lot of time in the bathroom flushing the toilet over and over. My dad heard it and asked if everything was ok. I groaned from inside and said I’m having diarrhea. I heard him get real quiet and say, “I’m sorry honey, do you need anything?” Then when I got out of the bathroom I sagged my pants down from my belly and laid on my back holding my stomach. After a while he came in and I told him I’m too sick to go to school. It worked and he brought me some stomach medicine, the pink stuff and said he called the school to let them know I wouldn’t be there. I’ve got a lot more good sick excuses that I’ll share later.

2 Responses to Sick Excuse For School
  1. Destiny
    December 15, 2009 | 8:35 pm

    Diarrhea is probably one of the only excuses i havent used yet haha

  2. Marc
    January 5, 2011 | 8:36 pm

    Also try “Pink-Eye” always works rub your eyes to get them red.Tell your parents that they hurt and it might be pink-eye if it doesnt work dont give up hope, schools are terrified of pink-eye break-outs, so go to your school nurse and tell her about your eye. She will send you home.This will get you school free for 3-4 days. I do not recommend using jalapeno pepper or any other irratants to make your eye red,if you would like to try another method than rubbing your eye use a tiny bit of soap but not to much. Its not my fault if you are an idiot and go blind.