Sick Excuse For School submitted by Tracy of Long Island New York.
I go to high school and live with my dad so naturally whenever I need a good excuse for calling in sick I say I’m having a feminine problem and it works out pretty well. I did feel the need to mix things up and once when I really wanted to stay home from school I spent a lot of time in the bathroom flushing the toilet over and over. My dad heard it and asked if everything was ok. I groaned from inside and said I’m having diarrhea. I heard him get real quiet and say, “I’m sorry honey, do you need anything?” Then when I got out of the bathroom I sagged my pants down from my belly and laid on my back holding my stomach. After a while he came in and I told him I’m too sick to go to school. It worked and he brought me some stomach medicine, the pink stuff and said he called the school to let them know I wouldn’t be there. I’ve got a lot more good sick excuses that I’ll share later.
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